Post by booo on Mar 2, 2005 6:14:02 GMT -5
In my long career as an anime fan I've seen some pretty fucked up stuff, but none of it can compare to this innocent seeming children's show.
IMAGINE! If you will...
Tenchi Muyo.
But! Multiply the number of women by... Five? Can't remember the exact counts.
Now... Make all of the aforementioned women formerly dead. (ie reincarnated)
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead women former animals. (ie "I was a toad in a past life")
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead animal women the former pets of the main character.
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead animel pet women all (well, 99% of them at any rate) feel the need to try and get into the aforementioned main character's pants.
I kid you not.
So basically, you have (going off of memory): A snake, a bird, a fish, a rabbit, a fox, a dog, a rodent, a monkey (don't ask me), and several dozen other animal characters that I am unable to remember because they had absolutely no impact on what little story existed in the series. Oh there was a turtle thrown in there somewhere, too I think.
Heres a brief run through of the first episode:
Main Character (MC): My life sucks
Mysterious females [bird, fish, rodent]: HI2U WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY ^-^
MC: wtf? get out of my house
MF: SORRY NO! WERE GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY AND STUFF
MC: k. whatever. I'm going to work.
[later]
MC: JESUS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS
MF: :'C *runaway*
[later]
MC: Holy shit I'm a jerk.
[elsewhere]
Bird: I miss my former master
Rodent: Me too.
Fish: ya.
[elsewhere]
<MC plays the harmonica... badly>
Animal girls: OMGWTF MY MASTER PLAYED THAT SONG
Animal girls: OMGWTF THATS OUR MASTER
Animal girls: OMGWTF LETS GO BACK AND HUMP HIM
[back at MC's place]
Animal girls: OMG UR OUR MASTER! LETS FUCK
MC: ^_^;
It uh... Yeah.
IMAGINE! If you will...
Tenchi Muyo.
But! Multiply the number of women by... Five? Can't remember the exact counts.
Now... Make all of the aforementioned women formerly dead. (ie reincarnated)
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead women former animals. (ie "I was a toad in a past life")
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead animal women the former pets of the main character.
Now... Make all of the aforementioned reincarnated formerly dead animel pet women all (well, 99% of them at any rate) feel the need to try and get into the aforementioned main character's pants.
I kid you not.
So basically, you have (going off of memory): A snake, a bird, a fish, a rabbit, a fox, a dog, a rodent, a monkey (don't ask me), and several dozen other animal characters that I am unable to remember because they had absolutely no impact on what little story existed in the series. Oh there was a turtle thrown in there somewhere, too I think.
Heres a brief run through of the first episode:
Main Character (MC): My life sucks
Mysterious females [bird, fish, rodent]: HI2U WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY ^-^
MC: wtf? get out of my house
MF: SORRY NO! WERE GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY AND STUFF
MC: k. whatever. I'm going to work.
[later]
MC: JESUS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS
MF: :'C *runaway*
[later]
MC: Holy shit I'm a jerk.
[elsewhere]
Bird: I miss my former master
Rodent: Me too.
Fish: ya.
[elsewhere]
<MC plays the harmonica... badly>
Animal girls: OMGWTF MY MASTER PLAYED THAT SONG
Animal girls: OMGWTF THATS OUR MASTER
Animal girls: OMGWTF LETS GO BACK AND HUMP HIM
[back at MC's place]
Animal girls: OMG UR OUR MASTER! LETS FUCK
MC: ^_^;
It uh... Yeah.
.............but let's just say this..........It's NOT Hentai....it's pretty good though, cutsy good, not the best, but pretty good. I recommend this for people who liked Tenchi (This I agree, but I find Tenchi series weirder though)